Laughter with Cancer
Feb 10, 2016 04:58:51

THE PAIN IN THE BUTT REVIEW.

Is it odd that I have the urge to write a review on butt cream / remedy haha. I have used at least 6 different creams, countless of pain killers and natural remedies. The pain in the butt is a real issue for cancer patient. Up to today, I still cringe every morning. I thought I would have been healed by now but my body says differently. Healing takes time indeed. It has been over 3 months now 😵 I’m still waiting for my pain free day to come.

Note to self and others : DO NOT DO EPSOM BATH WHEN YOU HAVE OPEN WOUND.

It burns, baby burns for ages. If only you can see when I cried while fanning myself on epsom bath incident. It happened close the end of my radiation therapy. I was desperate to relief my pain. I laughed now remembering it. Picture a (burning) butt naked monkey running out of the bathroom trying to grab something to fan yourself. All you find is a flimsy magazine. Then you laugh in between your tears of pain as you caught yourself experimenting with different positions only to realise fanning doesn’t exactly work. I believe I ended up running back for a cold shower to wash it off.

Press like if you want to see me do the review. I even have awesome prop to do it. Thanks to Kath 🙂

That poop has been travelling to places before it finally reached me haha. I was meant to receive it in my ward for my Christmas pressie.

For my cancer friends, please share your butt remedy experience?

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